What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
How do you know when someone really loves you?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?